Don't tease Vlad Putin about his man-boobs. Dude will karate chop the dickens out of you. And then he'll assign someone to follow you whenever you leave your house.
Friday, July 31, 2009
The Skewer Top 10 Continues...
Don't tease Vlad Putin about his man-boobs. Dude will karate chop the dickens out of you. And then he'll assign someone to follow you whenever you leave your house.
Thursday, July 30, 2009
Pucker Up, Princess
That's an actual picture of our Speaker of the House. Congrats, Princess Pelosi, you've made The Skewer's list of top 10 skewerable politicians!
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Monday, July 27, 2009
Dem Rep: Why Bother Reading?
Do I even need to attach some kind of inane quip here?
You Can't Make This Stuff Up
I do not know much about House Judiciary Chairman John Conyers (D-Mich). Sir, sometimes reading the bill actually helps you to understand the laws you're about to impose on the rest of us.
You Can't Make This Stuff Up
I do not know much about House Judiciary Chairman John Conyers (D-Mich). Sir, sometimes reading the bill actually helps you to understand the laws you're about to impose on the rest of us.
Let Them Eat Pork!
Queen Nancy, as the writer dubs her in the article, can't close her eyes because of all the Botox injections, but that doesn't mean she's not blind to her critics:
If They Talk About Me, Doesn't That Mean They Like Me?
Congrats, Madam Speaker. You just made The Skewer's list of top 10 politicians.
If They Talk About Me, Doesn't That Mean They Like Me?
Congrats, Madam Speaker. You just made The Skewer's list of top 10 politicians.
Sunday, July 26, 2009
The Skewer Loves Joe Biden
O My People, the great Joe Biden has done it again!:
Biden Opens Mouth, Inserts Shaq's Shoe
More often than not, this guy unleashes absolute gems when he opens his mouth. Ironically, he's viewed as a black sheep and a "crazy old uncle" by both the mainstream media and President Obama himself. Actually, Biden is one of the most candid and refreshing people in politics today. Perhaps no other person in the world, with such a platform as his, would have the gumption to say things like this about Obama's would-be comrades in mother Russia.
Keep it up, Joe. The Skewer loves you.
Biden Opens Mouth, Inserts Shaq's Shoe
More often than not, this guy unleashes absolute gems when he opens his mouth. Ironically, he's viewed as a black sheep and a "crazy old uncle" by both the mainstream media and President Obama himself. Actually, Biden is one of the most candid and refreshing people in politics today. Perhaps no other person in the world, with such a platform as his, would have the gumption to say things like this about Obama's would-be comrades in mother Russia.
Keep it up, Joe. The Skewer loves you.
Friday, July 24, 2009
Obama Stupidly Says Cops "Acted Stupidly"
What started as a fresh, nonscripted moment in an otherwise numbskullduggerous press conference quickly spun out of control.
Getting "Off-Message"
Afterwards, President Obama and his staff engaged in "spin control".
Gibbs: Don't Shoot the Messenger
The inflammatory question, O readers, is this:
If you're playing the "race card", is the Ace of Spades the best or the worst card in the deck?
Getting "Off-Message"
Afterwards, President Obama and his staff engaged in "spin control".
Gibbs: Don't Shoot the Messenger
The inflammatory question, O readers, is this:
If you're playing the "race card", is the Ace of Spades the best or the worst card in the deck?
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